Wednesday Wackiness

I don't know if it's the usual midweek shenanigans or what, but there were several wacky individuals that I connected with today.

1. A man singing Christmas songs. Now, normally I would be all over this. But, it feels like it's 4o degrees out. It's June 25 (half Christmas? Is that a thing?). And I just wasn't into it at all.

2. Someone tried to order an iced "upside down caramel macchiato. Which is basically an iced vanilla latte with caramel drizzle. Good try buddy, but I know my way around my coffee shop and I'm definitely ringing it in as an iced vanilla latte with caramel drizzle. And he argued with me about it! There is no such thing as an upside caramel macchiato.

3. A high school couple decided to make out in the lineup and made several customers uncomfortable. I don't care how long you've been dating, it is NOT okay to put your hands down your girlfriends pants in public. It wasn't long before I asked them to leave.

4. One lady argued with me that her MacDonald's gift card would work with our system because  we "both sell coffee so what's the f******* difference?!" Ummm.... No!

5. One of my co-workers was asked to pose in some photographer's personal portfolio. She might have said yes, except that he wanted her to pose nude. Needless to say, he was asked to leave pretty quickly.

6. Someone tried to pray over me, as I "work for a Godless corporation that supports homosexuality". I'm okay with working for a corporation that supports all walks of life regardless of age, sexuality, gender, or religious beliefs.

Not bad for a short 5 hour shift.

Hopefully, I got through all the crazies and there won't be any when I open tomorrow. *fingers crossed*